I lost my wallet last night at work. LOST it. I had it to check in to security at about 5:30 and realized it was missing 3 hours later. I checked everywhere; my car, the caricature stand, the restroom, the garbage cans, the front desk, lost and found. It's gone, plain and simple.
So you find a wallet lying on the ground. Turning it in is the right thing to do. But if you happen to be a drooling troglodyte and want the cash, at least leave the wallet. Hey, take the debit card too if you want, but at least leave me the rest. Today between Jett's Kindermusik class and working tonight, I have to go to the DMV to get a new license, the bank to straighten out my account, Property Control at work to get a new I.D. and make a ton of phone calls. I'm not happy. Not happy at all.